The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone is becoming ever more common, then we learn that yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps are squatting houses left empty by families on holiday every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps squatting houses left empty by families on holiday was George Osborne who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..