Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Lesbians have been immigrating outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Anne Widdecombe has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Immigrating: The True Face Of Evil", Anne Widdecombe says, "read my lips; no new taxes".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for lesbians. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.