The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving enviro-Mental-ists.

In the glorious days of The Pope, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to enviro-Mental-ists squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is I have always said if you want a speech, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman..