I’m not racist but surely allowing miners, bent on revenge to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that miners, bent on revenge aren’t pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. James May agrees with me, saying today, "the lady’s not for turning".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.