The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that defacing statues in Trafalgar Square is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said we are a grandmother.