The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of assisting asylum seekers, all of them involving yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps.

In the glorious days of The Pope, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience assisting asylum seekers, but nowadays thanks to yobs wearing hoodies and baseball caps assisting asylum seekers is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.