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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving Noam Chomsky devotees.

In the glorious days of Conservative head office, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to Noam Chomsky devotees immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The lady’s not for turning.


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