The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of looting and pillaging supermarkets, all of them involving hunt sabateours.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience looting and pillaging supermarkets, but nowadays thanks to hunt sabateours looting and pillaging supermarkets is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Society needs to condemn a little more and understand a little less..