I’m not racist but surely allowing hoody-wearing layabouts to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Engaging in steamy sex romps is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that hoody-wearing layabouts aren’t engaging in steamy sex romps in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. Jacob Rees-Mogg agrees with me, saying today, "I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.