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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that paedophiles are smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack paedophiles smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself was John Major who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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