The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that trolling social media users is becoming ever more common, then we learn that gangs of black youths are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack gangs of black youths sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Conservative head office who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..