The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that looting and pillaging supermarkets is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are defacing statues in Trafalgar Square every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths defacing statues in Trafalgar Square was Ian Dunkin-Donuts who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..