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Twitter users have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Norman Tebbit said of Twitter users, "I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it."

Twitter users made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.


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