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The Queen has today said "Hoorah for the blackshirts!".

Speaking at Alton Towers The Queen’s comments come in a week that has seen hoodies involved in plotting to kidnap a senior royal on an ever more frequent basis.

The Queen’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to hoodies it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Hoodies and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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