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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that binge drinking on council estates is becoming ever more common, then we learn that youths are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack youths plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Margaret Thatcher who today said a glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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