With schools turning out a generation of illiterate hoodlums, crime threatening our every movement and a Government that treats criminals with kid gloves rather than forcibly immasculating them, is it any wonder that, once more enviro-Mental-ists have been selling heroin to the unions?

What is needed is some very serious discipline. We can beat sense into enviro-Mental-ists - all it takes is a little British spunk, some backbone and a big stick.

Instead sickos, perverts and communists are allowed to crawl the streets with impunity. Selling heroin to the unions must no longer be tolerated, especially when perpetrated by enviro-Mental-ists.

Speaking exclusively to the Mail about enviro-Mental-ists, Nicolas Sarkozy said "yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening.".