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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that so-called refugees are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack so-called refugees pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jim Davidson who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.


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