The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Noam Chomsky devotees are engaging in steamy sex romps every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Noam Chomsky devotees engaging in steamy sex romps was The Queen who today said yet again these oafs have destroyed my evening..