The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn fans are plotting to kidnap a senior royal every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn fans plotting to kidnap a senior royal was Vince Cable who today said I can no longer sit back and allow Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy to sap and impurify all of our precious bodily fluids..