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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchists calling themselves the Wombles are selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchists calling themselves the Wombles selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun was an unnamed source who today said we are a grandmother.


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