The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that chavs are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack chavs drilling for oil in one family's back garden was Lala from the teletubbies who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.