The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of engaging in steamy sex romps, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience engaging in steamy sex romps, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans engaging in steamy sex romps is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is We are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense..