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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that urinating on the Union Jack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that the politically correct Islington lefties are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack the politically correct Islington lefties sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Lala from the teletubbies who today said I grew up in the 1930s with an unemployed father. He did not riot. He got on his bike and looked for work, and he went on looking until he found it..


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