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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists sacrificing goats to a gilded image of Ken Livingstone was Anne Widdecombe who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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