Charlie Harvey

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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving chavs.

In the glorious days of The Pope, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to chavs ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Was it for this politically correct insanity that I fought and died in eight world wars? I think not!.


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