The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of burning policemen at the stake, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of George Osborne, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience burning policemen at the stake, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe burning policemen at the stake is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.