The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are burning policemen at the stake every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists burning policemen at the stake was Lala from the teletubbies who today said these dole-scrounging n’er-do-wells must be eliminated at all costs..