In a shocking indictment of our permissive society it has this week emerged that Twitter users have been setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack.

Things have gone too far. Its bad enough that we tolerate the spicy food and loud music of Twitter users without allowing them to terrorise decent, middle class families as well.

The Mail will be starting a campaign against Twitter users and we promise our readers now that we shall not rest until each one of them is hunted down like a dog. Nicolas Sarkozy speaking in support of our campaign said "A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?".

Have things gone too far? Have your say on our webshite!