The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to teachers indoctrinated with sixties liberal values binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is The day of the yob is upon us.