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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that terrorising the elderly residents of a tranquil Gloucestershire village is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Cherie Blair’s friends are threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Cherie Blair’s friends threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks was Jacob Rees-Mogg who today said But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..


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