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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are terrorising innocent investment bankers every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers terrorising innocent investment bankers was David Cameron who today said Multiculturalism has failed utterly.


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