Now children are openly being encouraged to flout the laws of morality and the land. Homosexuals have been drilling for oil in one family's back garden outside nursery schools.

Terror expert Theresa May has analysed the phenomenon in a new book which we certainly aren’t plugging although it is available from our bookshop for just £7.99; a fantastic 1.7% discount.

In "Drilling for oil in one family's back garden: The True Face Of Evil", Theresa May says, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

A decent "Big Society" that cared about children would bring back hanging for homosexuals. After the hanging the still twitching bodies would be deported to somewhere tropical and foreign.