I’m not racist but surely allowing gangs of children, some still in their prams to flout our British way of life means that things have gone too far? Binge drinking is just not British.

Some leftists will predictably argue that gangs of children, some still in their prams aren’t binge drinking in reality. But reality has a well known left-wing bias. An unnamed source agrees with me, saying today, "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Let’s kick out the sickos and reclaim our traditional British heritage.