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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that hooligans are using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack hooligans using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists was Theresa May who today said arbeit macht frei.


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