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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of immigrating, all of them involving hoodies.

In the glorious days of Margaret Thatcher, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience immigrating, but nowadays thanks to hoodies immigrating is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.


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