The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, all of them involving unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace.

In the glorious days of Richard Littlejohn, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun, but nowadays thanks to unemployed layabouts demanding benefits with menace selling drugs to schoolchildren for fun is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Our prisons are like holiday camps..