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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by is becoming ever more common, then we learn that glue-sniffing teenagers are drilling for oil in one family's back garden every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack glue-sniffing teenagers drilling for oil in one family's back garden was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said the lady’s not for turning.


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