The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that engaging in steamy sex romps is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Jeremy Corbyn admirers are binge drinking every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Jeremy Corbyn admirers binge drinking was Conservative head office who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..