The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that threatening to smash up branches of McDonalds and Starbucks is becoming ever more common, then we learn that Guardian-reading do-gooders are destabilising the British way of life every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack Guardian-reading do-gooders destabilising the British way of life was David Cameron who today said If only we had a privitised National Identity scheme this would never have happened.