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The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of ripping off hard working families, all of them involving criminal gangs from Eastern Europe.

In the glorious days of John Major, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience ripping off hard working families, but nowadays thanks to criminal gangs from Eastern Europe ripping off hard working families is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is But many of the unemployeds had become static and didn’t know that if they got on a bus for an hour’s journey, they’d be in Cardiff and could look for the jobs there..


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