The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, all of them involving Jeremy Corbyn fans.

In the glorious days of Bernard Jenkin, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience squatting houses left empty by families on holiday, but nowadays thanks to Jeremy Corbyn fans squatting houses left empty by families on holiday is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A large proportion of Britain’s Asian population fail to pass the cricket test. Which side do they cheer for?.