The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that anarchist leaders "the elders" are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack anarchist leaders "the elders" pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Jonathan Aitkin who today said Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets..