The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking on council estates, all of them involving hoody-wearing layabouts.

In the glorious days of Jacob Rees-Mogg, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking on council estates, but nowadays thanks to hoody-wearing layabouts binge drinking on council estates is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is A glorious thousand-year reich seems like the only practical choice to stem the tide of economic migrants.