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Bernard Jenkin has today said "I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals.".

Speaking at Alton Towers Bernard Jenkin’s comments come in a week that has seen ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy involved in setting fire to pensioners whilst high on skunk and crack on an ever more frequent basis.

Bernard Jenkin’s comments are both brave and perceptive. In a country where children as young as five are regularly exposed to ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy it is about time that someone had the guts to stand up and tell the truth. Ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy and the liberal communist atheist society that spawns them must be eliminated.


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