The Daily Mail has learned, by imagining them, of literally BILLIONS of incidents of binge drinking, all of them involving insane Brussels bureaucrats.

In the glorious days of Nicolas Sarkozy, no hardworking family of Britain would expect to experience binge drinking, but nowadays thanks to insane Brussels bureaucrats binge drinking is an everyday occurence.

Frankly, the only thing that any sane person can say is Ban this sick filth.