Sick filth on television, a nanny state, stealth taxes, floods of immigrants and now eating babies. Welcome to Broken Britain!

Last Thursday following an intensive 20 minute investigation on Facebook, James May revealed that Guardian-reading do-gooders have been eating babies with impunity.

These misfits surely shouldn’t be allowed in a country that is still ostensibly Christian. Corporal punishment is the only option for Guardian-reading do-gooders.

"That might sound harsh but so is having your children broken into and your house taught to hate itself in the name of multiculturalism in our so-called schools." James May went on to say.


James May concluded, "we are coming slowly, painfully to an autumn of understanding, I hope it will be followed by a winter of common sense.".