Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe have been injecting crack into the kneecaps of innocent passers by the Mail can exclusively reveal.

How long can this political correctness gone mad be tolerated by British people?

Nicolas Sarkozy said of criminal gangs from Eastern Europe, "Things got out of hand and we’d had a few drinks. We smashed the place up and Boris set fire to the toilets."

Criminal gangs from Eastern Europe made no comment about the accusations when we didn’t ask.