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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that helping illegal immigrants is becoming ever more common, then we learn that ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy are holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack ravers smashed out of their tiny minds on ecstasy holding illegal raves illegally in illegal fields was The deputy commisioner of the Metropolitan Police who today said Its the terrorists fault. Watch my eyes. Te-rror-ists. Now I can say anything I like and you’ll think it makes sense somehow. Brilliant. Te-rror-is-ts..


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