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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that smashing up images of our queen of hearts, Lady Diana herself is becoming ever more common, then we learn that cyberterrorists are pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack cyberterrorists pleasuring themselves on the alters of our great cathedrals was Winston Churchill, speaking through a medium who today said I blame all of this on stealth taxes and permissive education in the 1960s..


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