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The horror or Broken Britain continues this week.

First we learn that using skateboards and yobbish language to molest journalists is becoming ever more common, then we learn that enviro-Mental-ists are being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) every day.

Among the hardworking Britons to attack enviro-Mental-ists being involved in the death of Princess Diana (God rest her precious soul) was Beyonce who today said I think hanging is too good for them; Its time to consider the reintroduction of crucifiction, especially for criminals..


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